Sleeper Username: stilltortisdaddy
Current Leagues (2026): 12
Previous Year Leagues (2025): 17
Combined Record (2025):
126-196
Championships (2025): 0
Trades (last 6 months):
7
Manager most traded with: Atorts (2)
Most owned players (current leagues):
Zonovan Knight (8), Keaton Mitchell (6), Jaylen Warren (6), Dalton Schultz (5), Justice Hill (5)
Recent Drafts (2026)
Current Leagues (2026)
$10 Auction House
(2026)
QB
Caleb Williams - CHI
Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB
Jonathan Taylor - IND
Travis Etienne Jr. - NO
Emmett Johnson - KC
Tank Bigsby - PHI
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG
WR
George Pickens - DAL
Parker Washington - JAX
Ladd McConkey - LAC
Stefon Diggs - WAS
Ja'Kobi Lane - BAL
TE
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL
Picks
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
DB
Travis Hunter - JAX
$100 redraft
(2026)
QB
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Malik Willis - MIA
Aaron Rodgers - PIT
RB
Bijan Robinson - ATL
TreVeyon Henderson - NE
RJ Harvey - DEN
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Tank Bigsby - PHI
Zonovan Knight - ARI
WR
George Pickens - DAL
Davante Adams - LAR
Jordan Addison - MIN
Malik Washington - MIA
Rashid Shaheed - SEA
TE
Trey McBride - ARI
Pat Freiermuth - PIT
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Picks
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dynasty
(2026)
QB
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Malik Willis - MIA
Aaron Rodgers - PIT
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
Tanner McKee - PHI
Jalon Daniels - TB
RB
Jonathan Taylor - IND
Bhayshul Tuten - JAX
Jordan Mason - MIN
David Montgomery - HOU
Dylan Sampson - CLE
Kenny Gainwell - TB
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Dameon Pierce - PHI
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Luther Burden III - CHI
A.J. Brown - NE
Makai Lemon - PHI
Davante Adams - LAR
Alec Pierce - IND
Jordan Addison - MIN
Caleb Douglas - MIA
Malachi Fields - NYG
Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
Jayden Reed - GB
TE
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Picks
2026 R1
(TortbertsTaint)
2026 R2
(Atorts)
2026 R2
(TortbertsTaint)
2026 R3
(HaydenA92)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(Atorts)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(TortbertsTaint)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(Atorts)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
The League of Extraordinarily Toxic Degenerates
(2026)
QB
Geno Smith - NYJ
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
Will Levis - NYJ
Taylen Green - CLE
RB
Bucky Irving - TB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Tony Pollard - TEN
David Montgomery - HOU
Kendre Miller - NO
Tank Bigsby - PHI
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Roschon Johnson - CHI
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Parker Washington - JAX
Michael Wilson - ARI
Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
Romeo Doubs - NE
Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
Josh Cameron - JAX
Konata Mumpfield - LAR
Tez Johnson - TB
Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
Troy Franklin - DEN
Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE
Sam LaPorta - DET
George Kittle - SF
Darnell Washington - PIT
Darren Waller - CAR
Picks
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
$10- plead the 5th BB 🚫29
(2026)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Jordan Love - GB
Jared Goff - DET
Tanner McKee - PHI
RB
Josh Jacobs - GB
Emmett Johnson - KC
Seth McGowan - IND
Brian Robinson Jr. - ATL
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Jaylen Wright - MIA
Justice Hill - BAL
WR
Puka Nacua - LAR
Luther Burden III - CHI
Ladd McConkey - LAC
Tre Tucker - LV
Jakobi Meyers - JAX
Chris Bell - MIA
Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
Malik Washington - MIA
Zavion Thomas - CHI
TE
Michael Mayer - LV
Hunter Henry - NE
Picks
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(eagle36)
2026 R2
(jmarlo)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(Christian1812)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
Dynasty Ballers
(2026)
QB
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Bryce Young - CAR
Michael Penix Jr. - ATL
RB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Seth McGowan - IND
J.K. Dobbins - DEN
Rachaad White - WAS
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Justice Hill - BAL
Corey Kiner - NE
Isaac Guerendo - SF
WR
Parker Washington - JAX
Jameson Williams - DET
Keenan Allen - IND
Roman Wilson - PIT
Savion Williams - GB
Jahan Dotson - ATL
Tez Johnson - TB
Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Cade Otton - TB
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Picks
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(ethang512)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(ethang512)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$10 - Empire Auction 🚫28 29
(2026)
QB
Matthew Stafford - LAR
Aaron Rodgers - PIT
Tyler Huntley - BAL
Joe Milton - PHI
Garrett Nussmeier - KC
RB
Christian McCaffrey - SF
Derrick Henry - BAL
Travis Etienne Jr. - NO
Emanuel Wilson - SEA
Nicholas Singleton - TEN
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Justice Hill - BAL
Najee Harris
WR
Chris Olave - NO
Tre Tucker - LV
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
Jaylin Noel - HOU
Keenan Allen - IND
Jerry Jeudy - CLE
Cooper Kupp - SEA
Josh Cameron - JAX
Tez Johnson - TB
Brandon Aiyuk - SF
Marquise Brown - PHI
Jacob Cowing - SF
TE
Sam LaPorta - DET
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE
Picks
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - FUCK IT 🚫29
(2026)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Matthew Stafford - LAR
Geno Smith - NYJ
RB
Bhayshul Tuten - JAX
Jaylen Warren - PIT
D'Andre Swift - CHI
Cam Skattebo - NYG
Ollie Gordon II - MIA
Emmett Johnson - KC
Seth McGowan - IND
J.K. Dobbins - DEN
Zonovan Knight - ARI
WR
Matthew Golden - GB
Luther Burden III - CHI
Jameson Williams - DET
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX
De'Zhaun Stribling - SF
Jayden Higgins - HOU
Jakobi Meyers - JAX
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
Quentin Johnston - LAC
Skyler Bell - BUF
Christian Kirk - SF
Savion Williams - GB
TE
Dalton Kincaid - BUF
Oronde Gadsden - LAC
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Picks
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(reefreef89)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(gordusmaximus)
2026 R4
(reefreef89)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(reefreef89)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - Need For Speed 🚫29
(2026)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Joe Milton - PHI
Jalon Daniels - TB
RB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Travis Etienne Jr. - NO
Tyler Allgeier - ARI
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Roschon Johnson - CHI
Justice Hill - BAL
J'Mari Taylor - JAX
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
DeVonta Smith - PHI
Ladd McConkey - LAC
Davante Adams - LAR
Romeo Doubs - NE
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB
Malik Washington - MIA
DeMario Douglas - NE
Isaac TeSlaa - DET
Jerry Jeudy - CLE
Josh Cameron - JAX
Christian Kirk - SF
Jahan Dotson - ATL
Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Hunter Henry - NE
Evan Engram - DEN
Nate Boerkircher - JAX
Picks
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(WesCap)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 BB - The Last of Us 🚫29
(2026)
QB
Dak Prescott - DAL
Jalen Hurts - PHI
Taylen Green - CLE
RB
Bijan Robinson - ATL
Bucky Irving - TB
Saquon Barkley - PHI
Jaylen Warren - PIT
D'Andre Swift - CHI
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Tony Pollard - TEN
Rachaad White - WAS
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
Chris Rodriguez Jr. - JAX
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Roschon Johnson - CHI
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
Malik Washington - MIA
Treylon Burks - WAS
Kendrick Bourne - ARI
Christian Kirk - SF
Jauan Jennings - MIN
Jahan Dotson - ATL
Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
TE
Greg Dulcich - MIA
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Picks
2026 R3
(austinmartel)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - The Dyno Auction 🚫29
(2026)
QB
Patrick Mahomes - KC
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Matthew Stafford - LAR
Jalen Milroe - SEA
Quinn Ewers - JAX
RB
Kenneth Walker III - KC
Jonathan Taylor - IND
Kyren Williams - LAR
Cam Skattebo - NYG
Zach Charbonnet - SEA
Emmett Johnson - KC
Seth McGowan - IND
Emanuel Wilson - SEA
MarShawn Lloyd - GB
WR
Justin Jefferson - MIN
Jalen Coker - CAR
Mike Evans - SF
DK Metcalf - PIT
DeMario Douglas - NE
Michael Pittman Jr. - PIT
Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
Josh Cameron - JAX
Kayshon Boutte - HOU
Savion Williams - GB
Jahan Dotson - ATL
Tez Johnson - TB
Jacob Cowing - SF
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Oronde Gadsden - LAC
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Darnell Washington - PIT
Picks
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
Grinders
(2026)
QB
Bo Nix - DEN
Malik Willis - MIA
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
Tanner McKee - PHI
Tyler Huntley - BAL
Joe Milton - PHI
RB
Chase Brown - CIN
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Tony Pollard - TEN
Mike Washington Jr. - LV
Alvin Kamara - NO
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Roschon Johnson - CHI
Justice Hill - BAL
Isiah Pacheco - DET
WR
George Pickens - DAL
Romeo Doubs - NE
Pat Bryant - DEN
Devaughn Vele - NO
Tank Dell - HOU
Kayshon Boutte - HOU
TE
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Tyler Higbee - LAR
Picks
2026 R3
(Atorts)
2027 R1
(Atorts)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
Past Leagues (2025)
Something Cooler - Side B
(5-23)
QB
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Bo Nix - DEN
Carson Wentz - MIN
RB
Bijan Robinson - ATL
Derrick Henry - BAL
Rachaad White - WAS
WR
Jameson Williams - DET
Mike Evans - SF
Davante Adams - LAR
Khalil Shakir - BUF
Jerry Jeudy - CLE
Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN
TE
Oronde Gadsden - LAC
Evan Engram - DEN
Theo Johnson - NYG
Jonnu Smith - GB
Picks
2025 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
$100 redraft
(6-8)
QB
Jayden Daniels - WAS
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Daniel Jones - IND
RB
Bijan Robinson - ATL
Tyjae Spears - TEN
WR
Parker Washington - JAX
Garrett Wilson - NYJ
Rashee Rice - KC
Ladd McConkey - LAC
Alec Pierce - IND
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL
Travis Kelce - KC
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Theo Johnson - NYG
Picks
2025 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
100 Yards to Glory
(7-7)
QB
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Baker Mayfield - TB
RB
James Cook III - BUF
Kyren Williams - LAR
Javonte Williams - DAL
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Jaydon Blue - PHI
WR
Malik Nabers - NYG
Nico Collins - HOU
Jordan Addison - MIN
Khalil Shakir - BUF
Ricky Pearsall - SF
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
T.J. Hockenson - MIN
Picks
2025 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dynasty
(4-10)
QB
Brock Purdy - SF
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Aaron Rodgers - PIT
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
RB
Bhayshul Tuten - JAX
Dylan Sampson - CLE
Alvin Kamara - NO
Kendre Miller - NO
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
LeQuint Allen Jr. - JAX
Jaleel McLaughlin - CLE
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Luther Burden III - CHI
A.J. Brown - NE
Jordan Addison - MIN
Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
Pat Bryant - DEN
Jayden Reed - GB
Courtland Sutton - DEN
Isaac TeSlaa - DET
Tez Johnson - TB
Dont'e Thornton Jr. - LV
Xavier Legette - CAR
TE
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Pat Freiermuth - PIT
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Picks
2025 R2
(HaydenA92)
2025 R2
(Jbadger18)
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R2
(TheHoss901)
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(HaydenA92)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
The League of Extraordinarily Toxic Degenerates
(11-17)
QB
Geno Smith - NYJ
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
Will Levis - NYJ
Russell Wilson
RB
Bucky Irving - TB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Tony Pollard - TEN
David Montgomery - HOU
Tank Bigsby - PHI
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
Nick Chubb
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Parker Washington - JAX
Michael Wilson - ARI
Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
Romeo Doubs - NE
Pat Bryant - DEN
Troy Franklin - DEN
Brandon Aiyuk - SF
Dont'e Thornton Jr. - LV
John Metchie III - CAR
Calvin Austin III - NYG
TE
Sam LaPorta - DET
George Kittle - SF
Darnell Washington - PIT
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Noah Gray - KC
Ja'Tavion Sanders - CAR
Picks
2025 R3
(MikeBabsMyCock)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
Dynasty Ballers
(7-21)
QB
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
Bryce Young - CAR
Michael Penix Jr. - ATL
Philip Rivers
RB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
J.K. Dobbins - DEN
Rachaad White - WAS
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Najee Harris
Isaac Guerendo - SF
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
WR
Parker Washington - JAX
Jameson Williams - DET
Pat Bryant - DEN
Savion Williams - GB
Tez Johnson - TB
Darnell Mooney - NYG
Andrei Iosivas - CIN
John Metchie III - CAR
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Noah Gray - KC
Ja'Tavion Sanders - CAR
Picks
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R4
(ethang512)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(ethang512)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(ethang512)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
Grinders
(8-20)
QB
Bo Nix - DEN
Malik Willis - MIA
Jacoby Brissett - ARI
Gardner Minshew II - ARI
RB
Chase Brown - CIN
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Tony Pollard - TEN
Alvin Kamara - NO
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Isiah Pacheco - DET
Brashard Smith - KC
Evan Hull - ARI
Jaleel McLaughlin - CLE
WR
George Pickens - DAL
Romeo Doubs - NE
Pat Bryant - DEN
Tank Dell - HOU
Kayshon Boutte - HOU
Xavier Legette - CAR
Marquise Brown - PHI
Darius Slayton
TE
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Evan Engram - DEN
Picks
2025 R3
(TheRunDMC)
2026 R3
(Atorts)
2027 R1
(Atorts)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 BB - I’m an addict🚫28
(5-23)
QB
Bo Nix - DEN
Kirk Cousins - LV
Justin Fields - KC
Will Howard - PIT
RB
Cam Skattebo - NYG
Ollie Gordon II - MIA
Emanuel Wilson - SEA
Ty Johnson - BUF
LeQuint Allen Jr. - JAX
Audric Estime - CLE
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
Rasheen Ali - BAL
WR
Parker Washington - JAX
Michael Wilson - ARI
Alec Pierce - IND
Quentin Johnston - LAC
Isaac TeSlaa - DET
Konata Mumpfield - LAR
Jalen Nailor - LV
Troy Franklin - DEN
Olamide Zaccheaus - ATL
TE
Hunter Henry - NE
Cade Otton - TB
Darnell Washington - PIT
Noah Fant - NO
Picks
2025 R2
(HorseThatEatsWheat)
2025 R3
(HorseThatEatsWheat)
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R3
(apezo90)
2025 R4
(HorseThatEatsWheat)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - The Dyno Auction 🚫28
(12-16)
QB
Patrick Mahomes - KC
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Jalen Milroe - SEA
Quinn Ewers - JAX
RB
Kenneth Walker III - KC
Jonathan Taylor - IND
Kyren Williams - LAR
Cam Skattebo - NYG
Zach Charbonnet - SEA
Emanuel Wilson - SEA
MarShawn Lloyd - GB
Isaac Guerendo - SF
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
WR
Justin Jefferson - MIN
Jalen Coker - CAR
Mike Evans - SF
DK Metcalf - PIT
Kayshon Boutte - HOU
Savion Williams - GB
Tez Johnson - TB
Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
Joshua Palmer - BUF
KaVontae Turpin - DAL
Darius Slayton
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Oronde Gadsden - LAC
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Darnell Washington - PIT
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Noah Gray - KC
Jonnu Smith - GB
Picks
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R2
(reefreef89)
2025 R3
(reefreef89)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
1QB Auction
(10-18)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Brock Purdy - SF
Jordan Love - GB
C.J. Stroud - HOU
Justin Herbert - LAC
Jalen Milroe - SEA
RB
Chase Brown - CIN
Saquon Barkley - PHI
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Ollie Gordon II - MIA
Emanuel Wilson - SEA
Zonovan Knight - ARI
LeQuint Allen Jr. - JAX
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
WR
DK Metcalf - PIT
Michael Pittman Jr. - PIT
Tez Johnson - TB
Calvin Ridley - TEN
Mack Hollins - NE
Darnell Mooney - NYG
KaVontae Turpin - DAL
Mitch Tinsley - CIN
TE
Brenton Strange - JAX
Darnell Washington - PIT
Elijah Arroyo - SEA
Theo Johnson - NYG
Picks
2025 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R3
(reefreef89)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$10 FUCK IT 🚫27 28
(13-15)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Matthew Stafford - LAR
Geno Smith - NYJ
RB
Bhayshul Tuten - JAX
Jaylen Warren - PIT
D'Andre Swift - CHI
Cam Skattebo - NYG
Ollie Gordon II - MIA
J.K. Dobbins - DEN
Zonovan Knight - ARI
Joe Mixon
Evan Hull - ARI
Jaleel McLaughlin - CLE
WR
Matthew Golden - GB
Luther Burden III - CHI
Jameson Williams - DET
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX
Jayden Higgins - HOU
Jakobi Meyers - JAX
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
Quentin Johnston - LAC
Marquise Brown - PHI
John Metchie III - CAR
TE
Dalton Kincaid - BUF
Oronde Gadsden - LAC
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Darnell Washington - PIT
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Picks
2025 R1
(bsmithjmu)
2025 R2
(Christian1812)
2025 R2
(apezo90)
2025 R2
(eagle36)
2025 R2
(gordusmaximus)
2025 R2
(reefreef89)
2025 R3
(Christian1812)
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2025 R4
(gordusmaximus)
2026 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(reefreef89)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(gordusmaximus)
2026 R4
(reefreef89)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - Need For Speed 🚫28
(16-12)
QB
Josh Allen - BUF
Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB
Jaylen Warren - PIT
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Travis Etienne Jr. - NO
Tyler Allgeier - ARI
Alvin Kamara - NO
Jaleel McLaughlin - CLE
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
Jerome Ford - ARI
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
DeVonta Smith - PHI
Ladd McConkey - LAC
Davante Adams - LAR
Stefon Diggs - WAS
Romeo Doubs - NE
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB
Tory Horton - SEA
Tez Johnson - TB
Xavier Legette - CAR
Greg Dortch - BUF
Isaiah Neyor - GB
TE
Isaiah Likely - NYG
Hunter Henry - NE
Colby Parkinson - LAR
Evan Engram - DEN
Picks
2025 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 BB - Superflex 🚫28
(22-6)
QB
Dak Prescott - DAL
Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB
Bijan Robinson - ATL
Saquon Barkley - PHI
Jaylen Warren - PIT
D'Andre Swift - CHI
Chuba Hubbard - CAR
Tony Pollard - TEN
Rachaad White - WAS
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
Chris Rodriguez Jr. - JAX
Keaton Mitchell - LAC
LeQuint Allen Jr. - JAX
Jawhar Jordan - HOU
Rasheen Ali - BAL
WR
CeeDee Lamb - DAL
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
Malik Washington - MIA
Michael Pittman Jr. - PIT
Xavier Legette - CAR
Darnell Mooney - NYG
Marquise Brown - PHI
TE
Mason Taylor - NYJ
Dalton Schultz - HOU
Colby Parkinson - LAR
David Njoku - LAC
Picks
2025 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2026 R3
(PrisonMikeScott)
2026 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R2
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
2027 R4
(StillTortisDaddy)
Recent Trades (last 6 months)
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dynasty
(Trades: 3)
Aug 5, 2026 4:55pm
Trade with: Atorts
Received:
Alec Pierce
(WR/IND)
Davante Adams
(WR/LAR)
Malik Willis
(QB/MIA)
Sent:
2026 R1
(Atorts)
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
Aug 4, 2026 9:45am
Trade with: Atorts
Received:
David Montgomery
(RB/HOU)
Jonathan Taylor
(RB/IND)
Jordan Mason
(RB/MIN)
Keenan Allen
(WR/IND)
Tyreek Hill
(WR)
2027 R3
(Atorts)
2027 R3
(TortbertsTaint)
2028 R3
(Atorts)
Sent:
2026 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
May 19, 2026 6:36am
Trade with: TortbertsTaint
Received:
2026 R1
(Atorts)
2026 R1
(TortbertsTaint)
2026 R2
(Atorts)
2026 R2
(TortbertsTaint)
Sent:
Brock Purdy
(QB/SF)
$10- plead the 5th BB 🚫29
(Trades: 1)
Jun 4, 2026 2:45pm
Trade with: Christian1812
Received:
2027 R2
(Christian1812)
Sent:
Shedeur Sanders
(QB/CLE)
$25 - FUCK IT 🚫29
(Trades: 1)
Oct 24, 2026 6:38pm
Trade with: minty824
Received:
2027 R4
(reefreef89)
Sent:
Xavier Hutchinson
(WR/HOU)
$25 BB - The Last of Us 🚫29
(Trades: 1)
Jun 3, 2026 9:53am
Trade with: mjmac15
Received:
Bucky Irving
(RB/TB)
Sent:
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)
2028 R3
(StillTortisDaddy)
$25 - The Dyno Auction 🚫29
(Trades: 1)
Oct 6, 2026 11:56am
Trade with: Christian1812
Received:
Matthew Stafford
(QB/LAR)
Michael Pittman Jr.
(WR/PIT)
Sent:
2027 R1
(StillTortisDaddy)